A few rants about my brother’s wedding
1. Bridesmaid Jessyca (Charity’s cousin) needs to remember that she was already married, so Charity’s day has NOTHING to do with Jessyca’s husband, Orion. How dare you have the gall to ask if Orion could be a groomsman, simply because you’re jealous because the other bridesmaids and groomsmen are all couples/married. I didn’t get to be a bridesmaid, being the groom’s sister, but you didn’t see me sulking in a corner and crying because I didn’t get my way. It’s Charity’s descision, so you should have kept your fucking mouth shut and smiled. And the ring bearer. Yeah, way to get upset during the rehersal because the flower girl got to stay up with the bridesmaids but your son didn’t get to stand up with the groomsmen. You are the most selfish person I’ve ever met. And don’t even get me started on announcing the bridal party into the resecption area. Just because your husband couldn’t walk you into the area doesn’t mean you get to throw a bitchfit. And way to look happy in those final photos. We don’t want those anyway.
2. Kelsey, you decided to go to the beach today, so don’t be on Facebook saying that you “wished you could have been there.” You could have, you just decided that a day at the beach was more important than your “best friends’/older siblings” wedding day. And the last time I checked, my mother only gave birth to two children, not three.
All in all, it was a beautiful day and I’m glad I was able to share it with my brother and my new sister in law. I love them both, regardless of their age or my opinions. As long as they’re happy, I’m happy.
PS: If anyone finds this and wants to complain about it, come at me.



